That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art, via disaster-and-hilarity)
Stubbing your toe on anything just sucks.
Because it’s like, you’re just walking around,
And then you randomly hit your toe on something
And you have just enough time to think
bEFORE ALL YOU KNOW IS PAIN AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE
(via omgmackenzie)
May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets
Not sure about this one, man…
